After a lot of seemingly aimless travel through space, the 3rd Expeditionary Fleet has encountered yet another strange anomaly left behind by the 2nd Expeditionary Fleet. Planet Pollok was supposedly nuked into oblivion a few years back. But life sign detectors on board the T.F.S. Glasgow are detecting life remaining on the worthless ball of radioactive dust. There is only one thing left to do: send the 5800th Band of Klavas at it, guns blazing!

Welcome back to the Third Expeditionary Force: 16th Brigade! After a far-to-long hiatus, we rejoin the 5800th Band of Klavas aboard the T.F.S. Glasgow. With their brand new ship in tow, Captain Syban is not resting on his laurels. The next planet is one of their most dangerous yet as the 5800th and the 3:16 will be facing their most dangerous foe yet, corrupted soldiers of the SECOND Expeditionary force!

Things are getting strange aboard the T.F.S. Dubai. No one is talking to the 5800th Band of Klavas and Hakim is nowhere to be found. When the squad gets launched with no briefing onto the arid surface of Rembrandt, it quickly becomes apparent that something is terribly wrong with this operation. Words will need to be had with the superiors…If they make it back.

Due to their disastrous performance on Degas, the 5800th Band of Klavas have been forcibly split up. With GiGi and Red gone to other squads, it quickly becomes apparent that this was NOT the correct planet to send them off on their own. As the Band is slowly brought back together, the squad finds evidence of something altogether more unsettling going on with the Expeditionary forces.

After the 5800th Band of Klavas’s success on Whistler, we now move on to Degas. There is no indication that the inhabitants of Degas are hostile, but we should probably kill them all anyway – It’s the only way to be sure. And don’t forget, the 16th Brigade will hold a pizza party for the top killing squad. Good luck down there!

Men, Women, Terrans! Today is the day you have been waiting for. We have found the Insectoids on a worthless ball of rock code-named Whistler. Destroy them! For in doing so you ensure the future of humanity in a way that only we can!

Today we re-join the 5800th Band of Klavas as they journey to planet Cezanne, an inhospitable, ice rock covered with horrible, teleporting apes! Your mission is clear; destroy them so that we can claim the planet for Terra! (What? Were not claiming the planet? OK, well don’t tell them that!)

Welcome, Soldier, to the 3rd Terran Expeditionary Force: 16th Brigade. You have been assigned to the illustrious 5800th Band of Klavas. Your mission, exterminate as much hostile life in the galaxy as you can! First up: Planet Renoir. This rainy ball of rock contains an advanced humanoid civilization. Kill them all!